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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
lizeon: my mortal enemy
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
mrcraabs: eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
SPANISH and ITALIAN: so THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun
FRENCH: haha i don't fuckin know man just do whatever
GERMAN: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
ENGLISH: *shooting up in the bathroom*
GAELIC: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
POLISH: here have all of these consonants have fun
JAPANESE: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
WELSH: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
CHINESE: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
ARABIC: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
LATIN: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
thatdamnedamerican: trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
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